Good Old-Fashioned Wholesome Fun with Search Engine Terms #5
It’s that time again: I need new content but don’t feel like writing 2000 words about Oilers second-line wingers. So! I shall post some of the strangest search terms that have directed internet surfers to these parts. Past entries: #1, #2, #3, #4. Call this #5.
guy fieri twat
That’s a touch harsh, isn’t it? Okay, maybe not.
i find your lack of progress disturbing
Darth Vader gives quarterly employee evaluations. Force-choke layoffs likely to follow.
virulent smile
Before travelling to happy places, be sure to arrange an anti-grinning innoculation.
jeremy lin oil painting
Googled that myself, and found this. Glorious. Too bad he’s a Rocket now and the Knicks are better without him.
abraham lincoln vampire hunter fanfic jack barts
For those who kept their essential dignity and steered clear of the summer’s B-movie pinnacle, Jack Barts is the sashaying slave-owning vampire who first runs afoul of young Abe and his family and steers the future President towards his youthful vampire-hunting calling. Later, they face each other down and throw horses at each other. Fanfic cannot be weirder than that, try as it might. Defused, as it were.
old picture of white males voting
So, any election photos from before 1970 or so, then. Or, in the case of Saskatchewan, from the last election.
dope trolls hobbit
Dope-smoking trolls are maybe the only off-colour, tonally incongruent joke that Peter Jackson didn’t do in that movie.
god is a badass
That pretty much sums up Milton, doesn’t it?
big fat dumb viking comic strip character
Somewhere in the fjords, Hagar the Horrible sits in the prow of his longship, clutching his knees, tears soaking his beard. You have done this.
amitabh bachchan stand in coat pant
Yeah, this is incoherent. But it did make me realize that Jewish gangster Meyer Wolfsheim is being played by an Indian Bollywood vet in Baz Lurhmann’s The Great Gatsby. Which raises the eyebrows yet another millimetre.
best male bums 2012
Best asses of last year, or best hobos of last year? Either way, I would direct you to alternate precincts.
the most random picture on the internet
Here’s my vote:
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